Let’s say you’ve contacted your lover, gotten the number and you’re now waiting to send that *the” message. It’s the one that sets an atmosphere for your entire conversation. (No stress or pressure.)
Although you’re completely good and certainly not panicking, it wouldn’t hurt to be slightly prepared, so that when you decide to text your potential partner you’ll be able to hit their phone with the right message phrase.
Perhaps you’d like a fun and cheesy line for your pickup, or perhaps you’re looking for an NSFW or raunchy pickup line. That’s the place we can help you, dear readers.
You could certainly use the standard “hey” (plus one million additional yyyyys that show that you’re serious about them) But you’ll only have one opportunity to send the first text, and you’re really hoping to impress.
20 Flirty Pickup Lines
1. So I already got your number, what’s next?
2. Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?
3. Do you believe in love at first text or should I text you again?
4. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
5. I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit in the text box.
6. I had to remove my space bar so I could get closer to you.
7. Greetings and salutations.
8. I guarantee you, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.
9. *crystal ball emoji* 🔮 I see me in your future.
10. I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.
11. Let’s play iPhone games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I take you out.
12. Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes?
13. So aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
14. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
15. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
16. I can’t see you right now, but I bet you look great.
17. Can I save you in my phone as “future loml”?
18. Can you send me a selfie? I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like.
19. Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”?
20. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
25 Smooth Pick Up Lines
1. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
2. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
3. I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.
4. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
5. If you were a flower, you’d be a damnnn-delion.
6. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
7. My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
8. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
10. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
11. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
12. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.
13. Did you fall from the sky? Because you’re an angel.
14. OMG. I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight.
15. Do you have an extra heart? You stole mine.
16. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
17. The doctor said I’m sick because I’m lacking vitamin U.
18. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.
19. I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.
20. Are you a beaver? Cause damn!
21. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?
22. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
23. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
24. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (holds up mirror)
25. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
20 Clever Pick Up Lines
1. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
2. Wanna eat cookie dough together some time?
3. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
4. Is your name ariel? Because we are mermaids for each other.
5. Your eyes are like ikea…I get lost in them.
6. Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
7. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
8. Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
9. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
10. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
11. You’re so cute it’s distracting.
12. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
13. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.
14. Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
15. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
16. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
17. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [no] well then, please start.
18. I’d say god bless you, but it looks like he already did.
19. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
20. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
